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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 223025" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #cc0000"><strong>Eve's side of the story ...</strong></span></span> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">"So, how is everything going?" inquired God. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, I have just one problem.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. I do hate to complain but, they're a real pain," reported Eve.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having just two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">"Just fantastic," she replied, but for one oversight. "You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. Sometimes I feel so alone."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. </span></span></strong><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Let's see now, where did I put that useless boob?"</span></span></strong> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #cc0000">Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib? </span></span></strong></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 223025, member: 1246"] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#cc0000][B]Eve's side of the story ...[/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. I do hate to complain but, they're a real pain," reported Eve. Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having just two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced." "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, but for one oversight. "You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. Sometimes I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][LEFT][B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]Let's see now, where did I put that useless boob?"[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [CENTER][B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#cc0000]Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib? [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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