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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 225648" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">Ways To Tell You Are Over the Hill...............</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">1. You find yourself boogying to elevator music.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">2. You think "libido" is an Italian pasta.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">3. People always begin compliments with the phrase, "For you age...."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">4. The tooth fairy has more of your teeth than you do.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">5. When people ask what your favorite food is, you tell them "soft"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">6. Sex becomes a job and you have to file for unemployment.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">7. You join a mall-walking league.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">8. You notice that joggers are passing you.....while you're driving!</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">9. Your pharmacist calls you by your first name.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">10. You start thinking that Sarasota, Florida is a lot more "cutting edge" than most</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080"> people give it credit for.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">11. Your car battery dies because your turn signal was on for 2 weeks straight.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">12. You wonder why everyone else is starting to mumble.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">13. You light your b-day candles and a group of campers form a circle and start</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080"> singing "Kumbaya".</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">14. Conversations with people your age often turn into "dueling ailments".</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">15. You think of a 'quickie' as napping at a traffic light.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">16. You come to the conclusion that gravity is your worst enemy.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">17. You start beating everyone else at trivia games.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">18. You refer to your $2500 audio system as the "Hi-Fi".</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">19. Your childhood toys are now in a museum.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">20. The clothes you've been saving "till they come back in style", come back in style. </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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