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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2279300" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Tithing...</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for several weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her one day. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.</p><p></p><p>"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and since I don't need it all, I give $1000.00 to the church."</p><p></p><p>The pastor replied... "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"</p><p></p><p>The old lady said.... "Oh, around $20,000 a week."</p><p></p><p>The pastor was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?</p><p></p><p>"He is a veterinarian," she answered.</p><p></p><p>"That is a very honorable profession, "the pastor says. "Where does he practice?"</p><p></p><p>The old lady said proudly...."Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2279300, member: 1246"] [SIZE=4][B]Tithing...[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for several weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her one day. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and since I don't need it all, I give $1000.00 to the church." The pastor replied... "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said.... "Oh, around $20,000 a week." The pastor was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living? "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is a very honorable profession, "the pastor says. "Where does he practice?" The old lady said proudly...."Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno." [/QUOTE]
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