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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 227958" data-attributes="member: 1246">Being Irish means...&nbsp;* you will never play professional basketball&nbsp;* you swear very well&nbsp;* at least one of your cousins holds political office&nbsp;* you think you sing very well&nbsp;* you have no idea how to make a long story short&nbsp;* you are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf&nbsp;* there isn&#039;t a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone&nbsp;* much of your food was boiled&nbsp;* you have never hit your head on the ceiling&nbsp;* you spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling&nbsp;* you&#039;re strangely poetic after a few beers&nbsp;* you&#039;re poetic a lot&nbsp;* you will be punched for no good reason...a lot&nbsp;* some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations&nbsp;* your sister will punch you because your brother punched her&nbsp;* many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary...and one is Mary Catherine Elizabeth&nbsp;* someone in your family is incredibly cheap&nbsp;* it is more than likely you&nbsp;* you don&#039;t know the words but that doesn&#039;t stop you from singing&nbsp;* you can&#039;t wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking&nbsp;* &quot;Irish Stew&quot; is the euphemism for &quot;boiled leftovers from the fridge&quot;&nbsp;* you&#039;re not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in&nbsp;talent, you make up for in frequency&nbsp;* there wasn&#039;t a huge difference between your last wake and your last kegger party&nbsp;* you are, or know someone, named &quot;Murph&quot;&nbsp;* if you don&#039;t know Murph, then you know &quot;Mac&quot;&nbsp;* if you don&#039;t know Murph or Mac, then you know &quot;Sully&quot;&nbsp;* you&#039;ll probably also know Sully McMurphy&nbsp;* you are genetically incapable of keeping a secret&nbsp;* your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room&nbsp;and last but not least... Being Irish means...&nbsp;* your attention span is so short that---oh, forget it.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 227958, member: 1246"] Being Irish means... * you will never play professional basketball * you swear very well * at least one of your cousins holds political office * you think you sing very well * you have no idea how to make a long story short * you are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf * there isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone * much of your food was boiled * you have never hit your head on the ceiling * you spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling * you're strangely poetic after a few beers * you're poetic a lot * you will be punched for no good reason...a lot * some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations * your sister will punch you because your brother punched her * many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary...and one is Mary Catherine Elizabeth * someone in your family is incredibly cheap * it is more than likely you * you don't know the words but that doesn't stop you from singing * you can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking * "Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge" * you're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency * there wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last kegger party * you are, or know someone, named "Murph" * if you don't know Murph, then you know "Mac" * if you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know "Sully" * you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy * you are genetically incapable of keeping a secret * your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room and last but not least... Being Irish means... * your attention span is so short that---oh, forget it. [/QUOTE]

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