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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 229770" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Why Hockey is Better Than Sex</p><p> </p><p>It's legal to earn money playing hockey. </p><p>Many people play hockey even after they're married. </p><p>The puck's always hard. </p><p>The protective equipment is reusable. </p><p>It lasts at least an hour. </p><p>A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon. </p><p>You always know how big the stick is. </p><p>You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding. </p><p>You can change players on the fly. </p><p>You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up. </p><p>Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds. </p><p>Your parents cheer when you score. </p><p>Periods last only 20 minutes. </p><p>You're sure to get it at least twice a week. </p><p>You can tell your friends about it afterward.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 229770, member: 1246"] Why Hockey is Better Than Sex It's legal to earn money playing hockey. Many people play hockey even after they're married. The puck's always hard. The protective equipment is reusable. It lasts at least an hour. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon. You always know how big the stick is. You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding. You can change players on the fly. You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up. Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds. Your parents cheer when you score. Periods last only 20 minutes. You're sure to get it at least twice a week. You can tell your friends about it afterward. [/QUOTE]
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