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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 232620" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Cosmetics Line.....</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 232620, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]Cosmetics Line.....[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=2]Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. "Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet." [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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