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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 233679" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><u>An Old Farmer's Advice :</u> </p><p></p><p>* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. </p><p></p><p>* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. </p><p></p><p>* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. </p><p></p><p>* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. </p><p></p><p>* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. </p><p></p><p>* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. </p><p></p><p>* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. </p><p></p><p>* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. </p><p></p><p>* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. </p><p></p><p>* You cannot unsay a cruel word. </p><p></p><p>* Every path has a few puddles. </p><p></p><p>* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. </p><p></p><p>* The best sermons are lived, not preached. </p><p></p><p>* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. </p><p></p><p>* Don't judge folks by their relatives. </p><p></p><p>* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. </p><p></p><p>* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none. </p><p></p><p>* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. </p><p></p><p>* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. </p><p></p><p>* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. </p><p></p><p>* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. </p><p></p><p>* Always drink upstream from the herd. </p><p></p><p>* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. </p><p></p><p>* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. </p><p></p><p>* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. </p><p></p><p>* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Leave the rest to God.....'nuff said</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 233679, member: 1246"] [U]An Old Farmer's Advice :[/U] * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none. * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. * Always drink upstream from the herd. * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.....'nuff said [/QUOTE]
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