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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 234816" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill him!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">The word got around and nobody called him that any more.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into t he forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #3366ff">!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #3366ff"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">What is the moral of this story?????...........................</span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">.</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #339966">OH, Come on...take a guess! Think about it...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #339966"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #339966"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #339966">(You're going to love this!)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #339966"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #339966"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #339966"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #339966"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #339966"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #339966">And the moral is...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #993366"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #993366">You can't kill two birds with one stone!</span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 234816, member: 1246"] [B][COLOR=#3366ff]There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill him!" [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#3366ff]The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#3366ff]her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into t he forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#3366ff]! [/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=#ff00ff] What is the moral of this story?????...........................[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial] .[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#339966]OH, Come on...take a guess! Think about it... (You're going to love this!) And the moral is...[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=#993366] You can't kill two birds with one stone![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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