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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 236102" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Fiftieth.....</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="color: #ff0033">The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff0033"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #ff0033"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #ff0033">"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #ff0033"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #ff0033">"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #ff0033"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #ff0033">"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #ff0033"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #ff0033">A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #ff0033"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #ff0033">The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #ff0033"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #ff0033">Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #ff0033"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #ff0033">The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #ff0033"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #ff0033">After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #ff0033"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #ff0033">The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secre t to this?"</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #ff0033"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #ff0033">Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence."</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 236102, member: 1246"] Fiftieth..... [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0033][COLOR=#ff0033]The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=#ff0033] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#ff0033]"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#ff0033]"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#ff0033]"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#ff0033]A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#ff0033]The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#ff0033]Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#ff0033]The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#ff0033]After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#ff0033]The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secre t to this?"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#ff0033]Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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