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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 237260" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">IT'S SO HOT & DRY IN TEXAS</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- the trees are whistling for the dogs.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- hot water now comes out of both taps.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- you can make sun tea instantly.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- you discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- you actually burn your hand opening the car door.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">- you realize that asphalt has a liquid state. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 237260, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]IT'S SO HOT & DRY IN TEXAS - the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground - the trees are whistling for the dogs. - the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. - hot water now comes out of both taps. - you can make sun tea instantly. - you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. - you discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. - you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. - you actually burn your hand opening the car door. - you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. - you realize that asphalt has a liquid state. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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