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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 237311" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>and went to heaven.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>out with God."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>aren't you the inventor of woman?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>God said, "Yes."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>design flaws in your invention:</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in some key words and </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>God read it.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><strong>"but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 237311, member: 1246"] [LEFT][B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]and went to heaven.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]out with God."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]aren't you the inventor of woman?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]God said, "Yes."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]design flaws in your invention:[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in some key words and [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]God read it.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Courier New'][B]"but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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