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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 238553" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080"><u>Car Acronyms</u></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">ACURA</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">AUDI</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Another Ugly Deutsche Invention</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">BMW</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Beautiful Mechanical Wonder</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Brings More Women</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">BUICK</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Bug Ugly Indestructible Car Killer</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">CADILLAC</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">CHEVROLET</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">DODGE</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Darn Overhauls Do Get Expensive</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">FERRARI</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">FIAT</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Failure in Italian Automotive Technology</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Fix It Again, Tony</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">FORD</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Fancy Oil Recycling Device</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* First On Recall Day</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">GEO</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Get Everything Overhauled</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">HONDA</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Had One, Never Did Again</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Hang On, Not Done Accelerating</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">HYUNDAI</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Here's Y U Never Drive An Import</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">JEEP</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Just Empty Every Pocket</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">JAGUAR</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Just A Guess U Are Rich</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">KIA</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Keep Inside Asia</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Killed In Action</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Korea's Imported Accident</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">LEXUS</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080"> * Lets Everyone X-ude Ultimate Satisfaction</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">LOTUS</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">MASERATI</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">MAZDA</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">MERCEDES</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* My Expensive Rare Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">NISSAN</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Never In Season, Simply A No-show</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">OLDSMOBILE</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick Irregular Leftover Equipment</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">PONTIAC</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">PORSCHE</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Have Everything</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">SAAB</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Sad Attempt At Beauty</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">SATURN</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">SUBARU</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">TOYOTA</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* This One You Oughta Tow Away</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">VOLVO</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">VW</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #408080">* Very Weird</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 238553, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080][U]Car Acronyms[/U][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]ACURA[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]AUDI[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Another Ugly Deutsche Invention[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]BMW[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Beautiful Mechanical Wonder[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Brings More Women[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]BUICK[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Bug Ugly Indestructible Car Killer[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]CADILLAC[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]CHEVROLET[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]DODGE[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Darn Overhauls Do Get Expensive[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]FERRARI[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]FIAT[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Failure in Italian Automotive Technology[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Fix It Again, Tony[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]FORD[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Fancy Oil Recycling Device[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* First On Recall Day[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]GEO[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Get Everything Overhauled[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]HONDA[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Had One, Never Did Again[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Hang On, Not Done Accelerating[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]HYUNDAI[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Here's Y U Never Drive An Import[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]JEEP[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Just Empty Every Pocket[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]JAGUAR[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Just A Guess U Are Rich[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]KIA[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Keep Inside Asia[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Killed In Action[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Korea's Imported Accident[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]LEXUS[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080] * Lets Everyone X-ude Ultimate Satisfaction[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]LOTUS[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]MASERATI[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]MAZDA[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]MERCEDES[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* My Expensive Rare Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]NISSAN[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Never In Season, Simply A No-show[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]OLDSMOBILE[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick Irregular Leftover Equipment[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]PONTIAC[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]PORSCHE[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Have Everything[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]SAAB[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Sad Attempt At Beauty[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]SATURN[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]SUBARU[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]TOYOTA[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* This One You Oughta Tow Away[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]VOLVO[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]VW[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#408080]* Very Weird[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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