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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 238825" data-attributes="member: 1246">Job Terms&nbsp;&nbsp;Whether you are a student looking for that first time or summer job or along-time veteran looking for a change of pace, the following guide shouldhelp you along your way.&nbsp;COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.&nbsp;FLEXIBLE HOURS:Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5.&nbsp;GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:Management communicates, you listen and figure out what they want you to do.&nbsp;ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD:You whine, you&#039;re fired.&nbsp;CAREER-MINDED:We expect that you will want to flip hamburgers until you are 70.&nbsp;SELF-MOTIVATED:Management won&#039;t answer questions.&nbsp;SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:Some each night and some each weekend.&nbsp;DUTIES WILL VARY:Anyone in the office can boss you around.&nbsp;COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT:We have a lot of turnover.&nbsp;SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER:We&#039;re not going to supply you with leads; there&#039;s no base salary; you&#039;llwait 30 days for your first commission check.&nbsp;CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:We don&#039;t pay enough to expect that you&#039;ll dress up; well, a couple of thereal daring guys wear earrings.&nbsp;SOME PUBLIC RELATIONS REQUIRED:If we&#039;re in trouble, you&#039;ll go on TV and get us out of it.&nbsp;SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:You&#039;ll need it to replace three people who just left.&nbsp;PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:You&#039;re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 238825, member: 1246"] Job Terms Whether you are a student looking for that first time or summer job or a long-time veteran looking for a change of pace, the following guide should help you along your way. COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. FLEXIBLE HOURS: Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Management communicates, you listen and figure out what they want you to do. ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD: You whine, you're fired. CAREER-MINDED: We expect that you will want to flip hamburgers until you are 70. SELF-MOTIVATED: Management won't answer questions. SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some each night and some each weekend. DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around. COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT: We have a lot of turnover. SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER: We're not going to supply you with leads; there's no base salary; you'll wait 30 days for your first commission check. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. SOME PUBLIC RELATIONS REQUIRED: If we're in trouble, you'll go on TV and get us out of it. SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to replace three people who just left. PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. [/QUOTE]

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