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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 244403" data-attributes="member: 1246">Government job..........&nbsp;&nbsp;A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, &quot;have you ever been in the service?&quot;&quot;Yes,&quot; he says. &quot;I was in Vietnam for 3 years.&quot; The interviewer says, &quot;That wil give you extra points toward employment&quot;Then asks, &quot;Are you disabled in any way?&quot; The guy says, &quot;Yes 100% . . . a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off.&quot;The interviewer tells the guy, &quot;O.K. I can hire you right now.The hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 am.&quot;&nbsp;The guy is puzzled and says, &quot;If the hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 am?&quot;&quot;This is a government job&quot; the interviewer says. &quot;For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.... no point in you coming in for that.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 244403, member: 1246"] Government job.......... A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "have you ever been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for 3 years." The interviewer says, "That wil give you extra points toward employment" Then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes 100% . . . a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 am." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 am?" "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.... no point in you coming in for that." [/QUOTE]

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