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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 245771" data-attributes="member: 1246">Physical An older man is at his yearly physical, and the doctor tells him to pull down his pants so he can check him for a hernia. He does, and the doctor screams out,"oh my god, you've got an orange colored Penis!" The patient quietly remarks, "I do?" The doctor asks the man,"Is your wife sick?", the man says,"I'm not married." The doc says,"Is your girlfriend ill?" The man states,"I don't have a girlfriend." The doctor exclaims,"well, then you must be frequenting prostitutes!" The man says, "I've never seen a prostitute." The doctor asks,"Good gracious my dear man, what in the world do you do for fun?" The man exclaims, "I usually just watch pornos and eat Cheeto's."</blockquote>