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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 247829" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Hannibal Lector Jokes.........</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Why does Hannibal Lecter like to eat Jehovah's Witnesses? Free delivery.</p><p></p><p>Why did Hannibal Lecter's doctor tell him to eat John Tesh? Because he's on a bland diet.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter call Michael Jackson? The other white meat.</p><p></p><p>What did Hannibal Lecter get after he ate Carl Lewis? The runs.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter call Janet Reno on a bun? A man-wich.</p><p></p><p>Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat Joan Collins? Because she's passed her expiration date.</p><p></p><p>Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat Jerry Seinfeld? Because he tastes funny.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter call Heidi Fleiss? Whore d'oeuvres.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter call a supermodel from Wisconsin? A quarter-pounder with cheese.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter call a van full of senior citizens? Meals on Wheels.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter call Robert Blake? Killer shrimp.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter call the singer Meatloaf? Meatloaf.</p><p></p><p>What did Hannibal Lecter call say to Pee Wee Herman? Hold the pickle.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter call Strum Thurman? A stale cracker.</p><p></p><p>What's Hannibal Lecter's favorite kind of Pepperidge Farm cookie? Alyssa Milano.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter call eating Barry Bonds? A grand slam breakfast.</p><p></p><p>Why doesn't Hannibal Lecter eat Bill Gates? Too rich.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter like with scrambled eggs? Kevin Bacon.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter call Saddam Hussein? Deadmeat.</p><p></p><p>Do you know why Hannibal Lecter won't eat members of the Clinton family? Too slimy.</p><p>What does Hannibal Lecter call Hillary Clinton? Frozen dinner.</p><p>What does Hannibal call Al Gore? A square meal.</p><p>What did Hannibal say when he ate Monica Lewinsky? "That went down fast."</p><p></p><p>Why does Hannibal eat so many people? He's a <em>human</em>itarian.</p><p>Why doesn’t Hannibal eat Californians? Too many artificial ingredients.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal call a train of New Yorkers? A subway sandwich.</p><p>What does Hannibal call a Jehovah's witness? Free delivery.</p><p></p><p>Why won't Hannibal eat any hookers? Because tricks are for kids.</p><p></p><p>Why does Hannibal like a woman in a thong? Because he can eat and floss at the same time.</p><p></p><p>What does Hannibal call a circus tightrope walker? A well-balanced meal.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 247829, member: 1246"] Hannibal Lector Jokes......... Why does Hannibal Lecter like to eat Jehovah's Witnesses? Free delivery. Why did Hannibal Lecter's doctor tell him to eat John Tesh? Because he's on a bland diet. What does Hannibal Lecter call Michael Jackson? The other white meat. What did Hannibal Lecter get after he ate Carl Lewis? The runs. What does Hannibal Lecter call Janet Reno on a bun? A man-wich. Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat Joan Collins? Because she's passed her expiration date. Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat Jerry Seinfeld? Because he tastes funny. What does Hannibal Lecter call Heidi Fleiss? Whore d'oeuvres. What does Hannibal Lecter call a supermodel from Wisconsin? A quarter-pounder with cheese. What does Hannibal Lecter call a van full of senior citizens? Meals on Wheels. What does Hannibal Lecter call Robert Blake? Killer shrimp. What does Hannibal Lecter call the singer Meatloaf? Meatloaf. What did Hannibal Lecter call say to Pee Wee Herman? Hold the pickle. What does Hannibal Lecter call Strum Thurman? A stale cracker. What's Hannibal Lecter's favorite kind of Pepperidge Farm cookie? Alyssa Milano. What does Hannibal Lecter call eating Barry Bonds? A grand slam breakfast. Why doesn't Hannibal Lecter eat Bill Gates? Too rich. What does Hannibal Lecter like with scrambled eggs? Kevin Bacon. What does Hannibal Lecter call Saddam Hussein? Deadmeat. Do you know why Hannibal Lecter won't eat members of the Clinton family? Too slimy. What does Hannibal Lecter call Hillary Clinton? Frozen dinner. What does Hannibal call Al Gore? A square meal. What did Hannibal say when he ate Monica Lewinsky? "That went down fast." Why does Hannibal eat so many people? He's a [I]human[/I]itarian. Why doesn’t Hannibal eat Californians? Too many artificial ingredients. What does Hannibal call a train of New Yorkers? A subway sandwich. What does Hannibal call a Jehovah's witness? Free delivery. Why won't Hannibal eat any hookers? Because tricks are for kids. Why does Hannibal like a woman in a thong? Because he can eat and floss at the same time. What does Hannibal call a circus tightrope walker? A well-balanced meal. [/QUOTE]
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