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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 248151" data-attributes="member: 1246">DOG RULES<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The dog is not allowed in the house.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The dog can get on the old furniture only.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The dog can sleep under the covers every night.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.</li>
</ul>From &#039;My Dog is the World&#039;s Best Dog&#039; by Suzy Becker.Why Dogs don&#039;t use Computers
1. Can&#039;t stick their heads out of Windows &#039;98.
2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
3. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
4. Too difficult to &#039;mark&#039; every web site they visit.
5. Can&#039;t help attacking the screen when they hear &#039;You&#039;ve Got Mail.&#039;
6. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
7. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they&#039;re browsing instead of working.
8. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that virtual Frisbee.
9. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
10. Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail wagging.
11. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
12. Saliva coated floppy disks refuse to work.
13. Distracted by cats chasing the mouse.
14. TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. (&#039;Too hard to type with paws!&#039;)
15. Smell U - Smell ME still in beta test.
16. Butt-sniffing more direct &amp; less deceiving than online chat rooms.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 248151, member: 1246"] [B]DOG RULES[/B] [LIST] [*]The dog is not allowed in the house. [*]Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. [*]The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture [*]The dog can get on the old furniture only. [*]Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed. [*]Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. [*]The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers. [*]The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only [*]The dog can sleep under the covers every night. [*]Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog. [/LIST] From [I]'My Dog is the World's Best Dog'[/I] by Suzy Becker. [LEFT][B]Why Dogs don't use Computers[/B] 1. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '98. 2. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 3. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 4. Too difficult to 'mark' every web site they visit. 5. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear 'You've Got Mail.' 6. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. 7. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing instead of working. 8. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that virtual Frisbee. 9. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver. 10. Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail wagging. 11. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome. 12. Saliva coated floppy disks refuse to work. 13. Distracted by cats chasing the mouse. 14. TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. ('Too hard to type with paws!') 15. Smell U - Smell ME still in beta test. 16. Butt-sniffing more direct & less deceiving than online chat rooms.[/LEFT] [/QUOTE]

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