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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 249087" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>New Hospital Policy</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The allergists voted to scratch it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The microsurgeons were thinking along the same vein.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The parasitologists said, "well, if you encyst."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The pediatricians said, "grow up."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The proctologists said, "we are in arrears."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The psychiatrists thought it was madness.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The radiologists could see right through it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The D.O.s thought they were being manipulated.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">And the otologists were deaf to the idea.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The new wing didn't fly!</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 249087, member: 1246"] New Hospital Policy [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The allergists voted to scratch it.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The microsurgeons were thinking along the same vein.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The parasitologists said, "well, if you encyst."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The pediatricians said, "grow up."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The proctologists said, "we are in arrears."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The psychiatrists thought it was madness.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The radiologists could see right through it.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The D.O.s thought they were being manipulated.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]And the otologists were deaf to the idea.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The new wing didn't fly![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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