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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 251160" data-attributes="member: 5402">Dear IRS, &nbsp;Enclosed is my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the &quot;Presidential Election Fund,&quot; as noted on my return. By the way, you can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5&quot; Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5&quot; Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.) It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. &nbsp;Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 251160, member: 5402"] Dear IRS, Enclosed is my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. By the way, you can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.) It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer [/QUOTE]

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