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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 251910" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"> Q - What is a vampire's least favorite meal? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">A - Stake !! </span></p><p> </p><p>Q - What do vampires enjoy most about baseball?</p><p>A - The bats (and the double-headers)</p><p> </p><p>Q - What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy? </p><p>A - Ultra-Bite.</p><p> </p><p> Q - What does a monster wear when it rains?</p><p>A - His ghoul-oshes.</p><p> </p><p> Q - How did the monster predict his future?</p><p> A - With a horror-scope.</p><p> </p><p> Q - Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?</p><p> A - Because he didn't have any guts.</p><p> </p><p> Q - What are a spook's two favorite rides at the fair?</p><p> A - The roller ghoster and the merry ghoul round.</p><p> </p><p> Q - What happened to the vampire who tried to gain weight by eating more?</p><p>A - It didn't work... it was all in vein.</p><p> </p><p> Q - What is a vampires favorite holiday?</p><p>A - Fangsgiving.</p><p> </p><p> Q - What four things do monsters enjoy eating on Halloween?</p><p>A - Ghoulash and I Scream with booberry pie and ghoul-aid.</p><p> </p><p> Q - What two famous places did the monster visit while on his vacation?</p><p> A - The Vampire State Building and Count Rushmore.</p><p> </p><p> Q - What is in the red blood cells of monsters?</p><p> A - Hemogoblin !!!</p><p> </p><p> Q - What spook lives in the "hundred acre wood"?</p><p> A - Winnie the Boo</p><p> </p><p> Q - What is a vampire's favorite fruit?</p><p> A - Neck tarines</p><p> </p><p> Q - What performers do vampires enjoy the most at the circus?</p><p> A - The jugulars</p><p> </p><p> Q - What do spooks call their Navy?</p><p> A - The ghost guard.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 251910, member: 1246"] [FONT=Trebuchet MS] Q - What is a vampire's least favorite meal? A - Stake !! [/FONT] Q - What do vampires enjoy most about baseball? A - The bats (and the double-headers) Q - What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy? A - Ultra-Bite. Q - What does a monster wear when it rains? A - His ghoul-oshes. Q - How did the monster predict his future? A - With a horror-scope. Q - Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road? A - Because he didn't have any guts. Q - What are a spook's two favorite rides at the fair? A - The roller ghoster and the merry ghoul round. Q - What happened to the vampire who tried to gain weight by eating more? A - It didn't work... it was all in vein. Q - What is a vampires favorite holiday? A - Fangsgiving. Q - What four things do monsters enjoy eating on Halloween? A - Ghoulash and I Scream with booberry pie and ghoul-aid. Q - What two famous places did the monster visit while on his vacation? A - The Vampire State Building and Count Rushmore. Q - What is in the red blood cells of monsters? A - Hemogoblin !!! Q - What spook lives in the "hundred acre wood"? A - Winnie the Boo Q - What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A - Neck tarines Q - What performers do vampires enjoy the most at the circus? A - The jugulars Q - What do spooks call their Navy? A - The ghost guard. [/QUOTE]
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