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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 252273" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Baby Boomer Woes</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Killer weed<br /> Now: Weed killer</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Paar<br /> Now: AARP</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: The Grateful Dead<br /> Now: Dr. Kevorkian</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine<br /> Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Hoping for a BMW<br /> Now: Hoping for a BM</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Getting your head stoned<br /> Now: Getting your headstone</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Keg<br /> Now: EKG</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Passing the driving test<br /> Now: Passing the vision test</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your folks.<br /> Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids.</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Swallowing acid<br /> Now: Swallowing antacid</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Obsessing over your PSAT scores<br /> Now: Obsessing over your PSA scores</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: You're growing pot<br /> Now: Your growing pot</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor<br /> Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor</span></span></li> </ul><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: The perfect high<br /> Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Long hair<br /> Now: Longing for hair</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying president<br /> Now: Fighting to keep the lying president</span></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: President Johnson<br /> Now: The president's johnson</span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Acid rock</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Now: Acid reflux </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint<br /> Now: Getting a new hip joint</span></span></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 252273, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]Baby Boomer Woes[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][LIST] [*]Then: Killer weed Now: Weed killer[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Paar Now: AARP[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: The Grateful Dead Now: Dr. Kevorkian[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Hoping for a BMW Now: Hoping for a BM[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Getting your head stoned Now: Getting your headstone[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Keg Now: EKG[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Passing the driving test Now: Passing the vision test[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your folks. Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids.[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Swallowing acid Now: Swallowing antacid[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Obsessing over your PSAT scores Now: Obsessing over your PSA scores[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: You're growing pot Now: Your growing pot[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: The perfect high Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Long hair Now: Longing for hair[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying president Now: Fighting to keep the lying president[/LIST] [LIST] [*]Then: President Johnson Now: The president's johnson[/LIST] Then: Acid rock Now: Acid reflux [LIST] [*]Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint Now: Getting a new hip joint[/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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