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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 252685" data-attributes="member: 1246">Final Examination&nbsp;Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. &nbsp;If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.&nbsp;The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.&nbsp;The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.&nbsp;Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.&nbsp;The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. &nbsp;&quot;Congratulations! You&#039;re a free man. Just tell me why didn&#039;t you jump?&quot; asked the doctor.&nbsp;To which the third patient answered, &quot;Well Doc, I can&#039;t swim!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 252685, member: 1246"] Final Examination [FONT=verdana][SIZE=2]Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=verdana]If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=verdana]The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=verdana]The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=verdana]Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=verdana]The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=verdana]"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=verdana]To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"[/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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