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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 255286" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Church Football.....</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Halftime - The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Benchwarmer - Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Backfield-in-Motion - Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Staying in the Pocket - What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Two-minute Warning - The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Instant Replay - The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's illustrations.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Sudden Death - What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes "overtime".</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Trap - You're called on to pray and are asleep.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">End Run - Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Flex Defense - The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Halfback Option - The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Blitz - The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 255286, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Church Football..... Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Halftime - The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave Benchwarmer - Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit. Backfield-in-Motion - Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service. Staying in the Pocket - What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work. Two-minute Warning - The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings. Instant Replay - The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's illustrations. Sudden Death - What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes "overtime". Trap - You're called on to pray and are asleep. End Run - Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member. Flex Defense - The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life. Halfback Option - The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service. Blitz - The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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