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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 262878" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Heather'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Oops, Made Mistake</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">Two die-hard golfers, Mike & Steve, are out playing a round when</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">a thunderstorm comes roaring in. On the third tee, a bolt of</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">lighting comes down and strikes both golfers dead.</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">Arriving at those pearly gates, God comes down to talk to the two</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">men. "Sorry, but we made a mistake" says God, "it seems that it</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">was not your time to die. Now, I can send you back, but you have</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">to go back as someone different. It's just too confusing since</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">they already had the funerals. In fact your wives are already</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">dating"</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">After the two golfers have a little talk they approach God and</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">make their request</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">"We decided we want to go back as a couple of dykes" says Mike,</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">"... good looking dykes if you please" says Steve.</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">"That's no problem," replies God "but I must know why you guys</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">want to be dykes"</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">"Well we figure if we go back as dykes we still get to have sex</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">with woman..." says Mike,</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff">"...plus" adds Steve<em> " we get to play from the ladies tee."</em></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 262878, member: 1246"] [FONT=Heather][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000][B]Oops, Made Mistake[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT='Verdana'][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]Two die-hard golfers, Mike & Steve, are out playing a round when a thunderstorm comes roaring in. On the third tee, a bolt of lighting comes down and strikes both golfers dead. Arriving at those pearly gates, God comes down to talk to the two men. "Sorry, but we made a mistake" says God, "it seems that it was not your time to die. Now, I can send you back, but you have to go back as someone different. It's just too confusing since they already had the funerals. In fact your wives are already dating" After the two golfers have a little talk they approach God and make their request "We decided we want to go back as a couple of dykes" says Mike, "... good looking dykes if you please" says Steve. "That's no problem," replies God "but I must know why you guys want to be dykes" "Well we figure if we go back as dykes we still get to have sex with woman..." says Mike, "...plus" adds Steve[I] " we get to play from the ladies tee."[/I] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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