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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 263070" data-attributes="member: 1246">Eight Words with two Meanings1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female...... Any part under a car's hood.Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.Male.... Playing football without a cup.  3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.  4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.  6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.AND;He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!  He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?She said We don't know; it has never happened. He said . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.  She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?He said . . . A widow. He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.</blockquote>

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