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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2638572" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Bird Jokes .............</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?</p><p>A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!</p><p></p><p>Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?</p><p>A: Robber ducks!</p><p></p><p>Q: What kind of bird opens doors?</p><p>A: A kiwi!</p><p></p><p>Q: What language do birds speak?</p><p>A: Pigeon English!</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?</p><p>A: Send him to polytechnic!</p><p></p><p>Q: Where do birds invest their money?</p><p>A: In the stork market!</p><p></p><p>Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?</p><p>A: The Birds Eye counter!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?</p><p>A: A bird that talks in morse code!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?</p><p>A: A headbanger!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2638572, member: 1246"] Bird Jokes ............. Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens? A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl! Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath? A: Robber ducks! Q: What kind of bird opens doors? A: A kiwi! Q: What language do birds speak? A: Pigeon English! Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly? A: Send him to polytechnic! Q: Where do birds invest their money? A: In the stork market! Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment? A: The Birds Eye counter! Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker? A: A bird that talks in morse code! Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A: A headbanger! [/QUOTE]
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