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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 265593" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">MY HOMETOWN WAS SO SMALL...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The clinic was called Joe's Hospital and Grill</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Long distance calls are delayed when the area code is busy</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The town Lady of the Evening stands under a flashlight</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">In order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened instead of hoses, the Fire Department uses water pistols</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You had to make a reservation to use the parking meter</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">During snowstorms, salt was spread using a salad shooter the local Motel 6 sleeps six</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">During a boxing match, both men have to sit in the same corner</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The class valedictorian had both the highest and lowest averages</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The Mayor was also the Sheriff, Town Council and street sweeper</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The municipal water system's pump was supplied by Water Pik</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Before you visited, you could look out a window and see who was home</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">There was no town idiot...everybody had to take turns </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 265593, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]MY HOMETOWN WAS SO SMALL... The clinic was called Joe's Hospital and Grill Long distance calls are delayed when the area code is busy The town Lady of the Evening stands under a flashlight In order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened instead of hoses, the Fire Department uses water pistols You had to make a reservation to use the parking meter During snowstorms, salt was spread using a salad shooter the local Motel 6 sleeps six During a boxing match, both men have to sit in the same corner The class valedictorian had both the highest and lowest averages The Mayor was also the Sheriff, Town Council and street sweeper The municipal water system's pump was supplied by Water Pik Before you visited, you could look out a window and see who was home There was no town idiot...everybody had to take turns [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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