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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2684066" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>> New Golf Shoes</p><p>> </p><p>> Paul, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them.</p><p>> </p><p>> He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the misses.</p><p>> </p><p>> Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?”</p><p>> </p><p>> Margaret at age 83 looked him over and replied, "Nope.”</p><p>> </p><p>> Frustrated as all get out, Paul stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes.</p><p>> </p><p>> Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different</p><p>> NOW?"</p><p>> </p><p>> Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, “Paul,</p><p>> what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.”</p><p>> </p><p>> Furious, Paul yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"</p><p>> </p><p>> "Nope. Not a clue", she replied.</p><p>> </p><p>> "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!</p><p>> </p><p>> Without missing a beat old Margaret replies, "You shoulda bought a new hat.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2684066, member: 1246"] > New Golf Shoes > > Paul, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. > > He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the misses. > > Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?” > > Margaret at age 83 looked him over and replied, "Nope.” > > Frustrated as all get out, Paul stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes. > > Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different > NOW?" > > Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, “Paul, > what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.” > > Furious, Paul yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" > > "Nope. Not a clue", she replied. > > "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES! > > Without missing a beat old Margaret replies, "You shoulda bought a new hat. [/QUOTE]
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