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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 268482" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center">10 Traits You Don't Want in Your New Puppy</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He dries himself on your bed sheets after a bath. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He barks uproariously at doorbells on TV, but doesn't make a sound when a stranger comes to your door. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He not only wants to sleep in bed with you but wants to share your pillow as well. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Or worse, he wants your pillow all to himself. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He barks in the middle of the night to let you know that he's thirsty and you've left the commode lid down. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He is more attracted to your fishing lures than any fish ever were. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He loves to roll in the motor oil drip spot in your garage and then go straight to bed -- your bed. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He confuses your $10 a roll Christmas wrapping paper with his potty papers. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He becomes romantically involved with the ankles of your dinner guests. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He thinks of your cat as a chew toy</span></span></li> </ol></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 268482, member: 1246"] [CENTER]10 Traits You Don't Want in Your New Puppy[/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST=1] [*]He dries himself on your bed sheets after a bath. [*]He barks uproariously at doorbells on TV, but doesn't make a sound when a stranger comes to your door. [*]He not only wants to sleep in bed with you but wants to share your pillow as well. [*]Or worse, he wants your pillow all to himself. [*]He barks in the middle of the night to let you know that he's thirsty and you've left the commode lid down. [*]He is more attracted to your fishing lures than any fish ever were. [*]He loves to roll in the motor oil drip spot in your garage and then go straight to bed -- your bed. [*]He confuses your $10 a roll Christmas wrapping paper with his potty papers. [*]He becomes romantically involved with the ankles of your dinner guests. [*]He thinks of your cat as a chew toy[/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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