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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2701706" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The Good, the Bad and the Ugly......</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.</p><p>Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.</p><p>Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.</p><p></p><p>Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.</p><p>Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.</p><p>Ugly: You're in them.</p><p></p><p>Good: Your husband understands fashion.</p><p>Bad: He's a cross-dresser.</p><p>Ugly: He looks better than you.</p><p></p><p>Good: Your son's finally maturing.</p><p>Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.</p><p>Ugly: So are you.</p><p></p><p>Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.</p><p>Bad: She keeps interrupting.</p><p>Ugly: With corrections.</p><p></p><p>Good: Your wife's not talking to you.</p><p>Bad: She wants a divorce.</p><p>Ugly: She's a lawyer.</p><p></p><p>Good: The postman's early.</p><p>Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.</p><p>Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.</p><p></p><p>Good: Your daughter got a new job.</p><p>Bad: As a hooker.</p><p>Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.</p><p>Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.</p><p></p><p>Good: Your son is dating someone new.</p><p>Bad: It's another man.</p><p>Ugly: He's you're best friend.</p><p></p><p>Good: Your wife is pregnant.</p><p>Bad: It's triplets.</p><p>Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2701706, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]The Good, the Bad and the Ugly......[/B][/SIZE] Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way ugly: She makes more money than you do. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's you're best friend. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago [/QUOTE]
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