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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 271499" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center">Wine</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . and those who don't.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.</p> <p style="text-align: center">coli) -bacteria found in feces.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shee-it.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 271499, member: 1246"] [CENTER]Wine To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shee-it. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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