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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 273752" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks." </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks." </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."&nb sp;</span> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. </span>We are about to take a woman with no brains, put her in the White House, <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> and then half the country will be out looking for work."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 273752, member: 1246"] [LEFT][SIZE=2][SIZE=4]Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can [FONT=Tahoma]take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks." [/FONT][/SIZE][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma]A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks." [/FONT][/SIZE][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma]A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."&nb sp;[/FONT] [/SIZE][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma]The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. [/FONT]We are about to take a woman with no brains, put her in the White House, [FONT=Tahoma] and then half the country will be out looking for work."[/FONT][/SIZE][/SIZE][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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