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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 274012" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">PARENTAL DEFINITIONS OF COMMON TERMS............</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she/he begins to make those familiar grunting noises.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">VERBAL: Able to whine in words</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">WHODUNIT: None of the kids that live in your house </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 274012, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]PARENTAL DEFINITIONS OF COMMON TERMS............ DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings. PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours. STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva. TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she/he begins to make those familiar grunting noises. VERBAL: Able to whine in words WHODUNIT: None of the kids that live in your house [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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