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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 275995" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Hollywood Dictionary</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Verbs<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">To schmooze ... befriend scum</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">To pitch ... grovel shamelessly</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">To brainstorm ... feign preparedness</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">To research ... procrastinate indefinitely</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">To network ... spread misinformation</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">To collaborate ... argue incessantly</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">To freelance ... collect unemployment</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Nouns <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Agent ... frustrated lawyer</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer ... frustrated producer</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Producer ... frustrated writer</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Writer ... frustrated director</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Director ... frustrated actor</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Actor ... frustrated human</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Compound Words <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">High concept ... low brow</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Production values1 ... gore</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Production values2 ... explosions</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Entry level ... pays nothing</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Network approved ... has made them money before</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Highly qualified ... blew the producer</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Financial Terms<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Net ... something that apparently doesn't exist</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Gross ... Michael Eisner's salary</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Back End ... you, if you think you'll ever see any</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Residuals ... braces for the kids</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Deferral ... don't hold your breath</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Points ... see "-Net" or "-Back End"</span></span></li> </ul></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Common Phrases<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You can trust me ... You must be new</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It needs some polishing ... Change everything</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It shows promise ... It sucks</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It needs some fine tuning ... Change everything</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She got great press ... She'll never live down the embarrassment</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I'd like some input ... I want total control</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It needs some honing ... Change everything</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Call me back next week ... Stay out of my life</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It needs some tightening ... Change everything</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Try and punch it up ... I have no idea what I want</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It needs some streamlining ... Change everything</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It's all up on the screen ... You'll never find the money I embezzled</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You'll never work in this town again ... I have no power whatsoever</span></span></li> </ul></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 275995, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]Hollywood Dictionary[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]Verbs[LIST] [*]To schmooze ... befriend scum [*]To pitch ... grovel shamelessly [*]To brainstorm ... feign preparedness [*]To research ... procrastinate indefinitely [*]To network ... spread misinformation [*]To collaborate ... argue incessantly [*]To freelance ... collect unemployment[/LIST] [*]Nouns [LIST] [*]Agent ... frustrated lawyer [*]Lawyer ... frustrated producer [*]Producer ... frustrated writer [*]Writer ... frustrated director [*]Director ... frustrated actor [*]Actor ... frustrated human[/LIST] [*]Compound Words [LIST] [*]High concept ... low brow [*]Production values1 ... gore [*]Production values2 ... explosions [*]Entry level ... pays nothing [*]Network approved ... has made them money before [*]Highly qualified ... blew the producer[/LIST] [*]Financial Terms[LIST] [*]Net ... something that apparently doesn't exist [*]Gross ... Michael Eisner's salary [*]Back End ... you, if you think you'll ever see any [*]Residuals ... braces for the kids [*]Deferral ... don't hold your breath [*]Points ... see "-Net" or "-Back End"[/LIST] [*]Common Phrases[LIST] [*]You can trust me ... You must be new [*]It needs some polishing ... Change everything [*]It shows promise ... It sucks [*]It needs some fine tuning ... Change everything [*]She got great press ... She'll never live down the embarrassment [*]I'd like some input ... I want total control [*]It needs some honing ... Change everything [*]Call me back next week ... Stay out of my life [*]It needs some tightening ... Change everything [*]Try and punch it up ... I have no idea what I want [*]It needs some streamlining ... Change everything [*]It's all up on the screen ... You'll never find the money I embezzled [*]You'll never work in this town again ... I have no power whatsoever[/LIST][/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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