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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2771847" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The latest mergers...</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Are your investments in order? Below are some of the latest rumors from Wall Street. In the wake of the AOL/Time Warner deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see:</p><p></p><p>Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.</p><p></p><p>Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.</p><p></p><p>3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.</p><p></p><p>John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.</p><p></p><p>Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.</p><p></p><p>Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.</p><p></p><p>Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine All Mine.</p><p></p><p>Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.</p><p></p><p>Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become Fairwell Honeychild.</p><p></p><p>3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become 3 Penney Opera.</p><p></p><p>Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become Knott NOW!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2771847, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]The latest mergers...[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] Are your investments in order? Below are some of the latest rumors from Wall Street. In the wake of the AOL/Time Warner deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see: Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker. 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood. John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home. Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine All Mine. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become Fairwell Honeychild. 3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become 3 Penney Opera. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become Knott NOW! [/QUOTE]
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