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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 277814" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Love Terms</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Attraction<br /> the act of associating horniness with a particular person. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Love at First Sight<br /> what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Dating<br /> the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Birth Control<br /> avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men or spending time around children. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Easy<br /> a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Prig<br /> a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin until married. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Eye Contact<br /> a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Friend<br /> a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Indifference<br /> a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get." <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Interesting<br /> a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Irritating Habit<br /> what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few weeks together. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Law of Relativity<br /> how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Nymphomaniac<br /> a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Frigid<br /> a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nighty. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sober<br /> condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. <br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Nag<br /> a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just intercourse. </span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 277814, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]Love Terms[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]Attraction the act of associating horniness with a particular person. [*]Love at First Sight what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. [*]Dating the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. [*]Birth Control avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men or spending time around children. [*]Easy a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. [*]Prig a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin until married. [*]Eye Contact a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. [*]Friend a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. [*]Indifference a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get." [*]Interesting a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. [*]Irritating Habit what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few weeks together. [*]Law of Relativity how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is. [*]Nymphomaniac a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does. [*]Frigid a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting her nighty. [*]Sober condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. [*]Nag a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just intercourse. [/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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