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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2782079" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Esther and Sally, two elderly widows in a Majorca adult hotel, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.</p><p>Esther says, "Sally, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely."</p><p>Sally agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says, "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely."</p><p>"Of course I'm lonely," he says, "I've spent the past 20 years in prison."</p><p>"You're kidding! What for?"</p><p>"For killing my third wife. I strangled her."</p><p>"What happened to your second wife?"</p><p>"I shot her."</p><p>"And, if I may ask, your first wife?"</p><p>"We had a fight and she fell off a building."</p><p>"Oh my," says Sally. Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, "Yoo hoo, Esther, he's single."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2782079, member: 1246"] Esther and Sally, two elderly widows in a Majorca adult hotel, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself. Esther says, "Sally, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely." Sally agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says, "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely." "Of course I'm lonely," he says, "I've spent the past 20 years in prison." "You're kidding! What for?" "For killing my third wife. I strangled her." "What happened to your second wife?" "I shot her." "And, if I may ask, your first wife?" "We had a fight and she fell off a building." "Oh my," says Sally. Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, "Yoo hoo, Esther, he's single." [/QUOTE]
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