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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="traveler" data-source="post: 279649" data-attributes="member: 1954"><p><strong><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers,Florida. She looked up and noticed that a gentleman her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers, made himself comfortable, and began reading a book.</span></span> </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you today?"</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">" I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely" she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">" Yes, I live over in Cape Coral," he answered, and again resumed reading. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">Trying to find a topic of common interest, She persisted. "Do you like pusillanimous cats?"</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">When the cloud of sand began to settle, She gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="traveler, post: 279649, member: 1954"] [B][COLOR=#990000][FONT='Lucida Grande']A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers,[COLOR=black][/COLOR]Florida. She looked up and noticed that a gentleman her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers, made himself comfortable, and began reading a book.[/FONT][/COLOR] [/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][FONT='Lucida Grande']Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you today?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][FONT='Lucida Grande']"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][FONT='Lucida Grande']" I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][FONT='Lucida Grande']"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][FONT='Lucida Grande']"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely" she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][FONT='Lucida Grande']" Yes, I live over in Cape Coral," he answered, and again resumed reading. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][FONT='Lucida Grande']Trying to find a topic of common interest, She persisted. "Do you like pusillanimous cats?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][FONT='Lucida Grande']With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life![/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][FONT='Lucida Grande']When the cloud of sand began to settle, She gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Lucida Grande][SIZE=2][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][FONT='Lucida Grande']The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [/QUOTE]
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