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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2812246" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>When stopped by a police officer many are unsure of how to begin a conversation and so just sit there feeling foolish waiting for the officer to initiate the conversation. To avoid this embarrassing situation we offer the following icebreakers that will stimulate a lively intercourse with the public servant.</p><p></p><p>1. My gun is bigger than your gun.</p><p>2. Give me a ten second head start and I bet you won't be able to catch me again.</p><p>3. You don't want to test my breath, do you?</p><p>4. You can't look in my trunk without a search warrant. Can you?</p><p>5. Can your breathalyzer detect Marijuana?</p><p>6. Well, it isn't the blue fairy of the highway.</p><p>7. I hope you aren't going to check for warrants.</p><p>8. You're the third cop who pulled me over today.</p><p>9. Hey buddy, Do you know John and Ponch?</p><p>10. Just put it on my tab</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2812246, member: 1246"] When stopped by a police officer many are unsure of how to begin a conversation and so just sit there feeling foolish waiting for the officer to initiate the conversation. To avoid this embarrassing situation we offer the following icebreakers that will stimulate a lively intercourse with the public servant. 1. My gun is bigger than your gun. 2. Give me a ten second head start and I bet you won't be able to catch me again. 3. You don't want to test my breath, do you? 4. You can't look in my trunk without a search warrant. Can you? 5. Can your breathalyzer detect Marijuana? 6. Well, it isn't the blue fairy of the highway. 7. I hope you aren't going to check for warrants. 8. You're the third cop who pulled me over today. 9. Hey buddy, Do you know John and Ponch? 10. Just put it on my tab [/QUOTE]
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