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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2813905" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>New United Airline Motto’s:</p><p></p><p>“Drag and Drop”</p><p></p><p>“We put the hospital in hospitality”</p><p></p><p>“Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”</p><p></p><p>“Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”</p><p></p><p>“We have First Class, Business Class and No Class”</p><p></p><p>“Not enough seating, prepare for a beating”</p><p></p><p>“We treat you like we treat your luggage”</p><p></p><p>“We beat the customer. Not the competition”</p><p></p><p>“And you thought leg room was an issue”</p><p></p><p>“Where voluntary is mandatory”</p><p></p><p>“Fight or flight. We decide”</p><p></p><p>“Now offering one free carry off”</p><p></p><p>“Beating random customers since 2017”</p><p></p><p>“If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet”</p><p></p><p>“A bloody good airline”</p><p></p><p><strong>Or... Maybe I'm just old enough to remember when the skies were friendly</strong></p><p><strong>and flying was enjoyable and something you looked forward to doing.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2813905, member: 1246"] New United Airline Motto’s: “Drag and Drop” “We put the hospital in hospitality” “Board as a doctor, leave as a patient” “Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can” “We have First Class, Business Class and No Class” “Not enough seating, prepare for a beating” “We treat you like we treat your luggage” “We beat the customer. Not the competition” “And you thought leg room was an issue” “Where voluntary is mandatory” “Fight or flight. We decide” “Now offering one free carry off” “Beating random customers since 2017” “If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet” “A bloody good airline” [B]Or... Maybe I'm just old enough to remember when the skies were friendly and flying was enjoyable and something you looked forward to doing.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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