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<blockquote data-quote="FromBluetoBrown" data-source="post: 282060" data-attributes="member: 11799">Since I can&#039;t let MoreLuck monopolize this thread I have one.A guy is walking down a road at night when he sees a black limo pull up behind him driving very slowly and finally stops and he realizes its a hearse. He can&#039;t see anything inside due to the dark tint on the windows but figures what the heck so he climbs in. He turns to thank the driver when he realizes there is nobody driving. Nobody except a big coffin in the back. All of the sudden the car starts moving again very very slowly up a hill and then down picking up speed. All the sudden he hears moaning coming from the back. A curve comes up in the distance and he is getting even more scared. The curve is getting closer and closer and he can see that there is a deep ravine just beyond the curve. He is terrified right about now. At the last minute a hand reaches inside through the window and turns the wheel. So at the next curve the same thing happens and this guy is about to crap his pants he is so scared. Suddenly the car slows down and he decides to make a run for it and he leaps from the car onto the ground. He sees a bar in the distance and runs inside and orders 4 shots and downs them in a hurry. About 15 minutes later two guys walk in panting and swearing and one says the other &quot;Hey Bob, theres that maroon who climbed in the car while we were pushing it&quot;.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="FromBluetoBrown, post: 282060, member: 11799"] Since I can't let MoreLuck monopolize this thread I have one. A guy is walking down a road at night when he sees a black limo pull up behind him driving very slowly and finally stops and he realizes its a hearse. He can't see anything inside due to the dark tint on the windows but figures what the heck so he climbs in. He turns to thank the driver when he realizes there is nobody driving. Nobody except a big coffin in the back. All of the sudden the car starts moving again very very slowly up a hill and then down picking up speed. All the sudden he hears moaning coming from the back. A curve comes up in the distance and he is getting even more scared. The curve is getting closer and closer and he can see that there is a deep ravine just beyond the curve. He is terrified right about now. At the last minute a hand reaches inside through the window and turns the wheel. So at the next curve the same thing happens and this guy is about to crap his pants he is so scared. Suddenly the car slows down and he decides to make a run for it and he leaps from the car onto the ground. He sees a bar in the distance and runs inside and orders 4 shots and downs them in a hurry. About 15 minutes later two guys walk in panting and swearing and one says the other "Hey Bob, theres that maroon who climbed in the car while we were pushing it". [/QUOTE]

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