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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 284595" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You know you're growing old when...........</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten items or less" lane.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You've found yourself discussing the weather.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You have nightmares about forgetting to move the garbage cans to the street for the garbage collector.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Your high school yearbook is now home to three different species of mold.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wal-Mart and Target seem to share your fashion sense.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Your weight-lifting program seems to have no effect on your muscles, but the veins on the backs of your hands are bulking up quite nicely. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 284595, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]You know you're growing old when........... You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything. The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten items or less" lane. You've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents. You've found yourself discussing the weather. You have nightmares about forgetting to move the garbage cans to the street for the garbage collector. Your high school yearbook is now home to three different species of mold. You buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work. You've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you. Wal-Mart and Target seem to share your fashion sense. Your weight-lifting program seems to have no effect on your muscles, but the veins on the backs of your hands are bulking up quite nicely. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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