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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 285314" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Biggest Lies..........</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The check is in the mail. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I'll respect you in the morning. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I'm from your government, and I am here to help you. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It's only a cold sore. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You get this one, I'll pay next time. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">My wife doesn't understand me. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Trust me, I'll take care of everything. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Of course I love you. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I am getting a divorce. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Drinking? Why, no, Officer. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I never inhaled. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I never watch television except for PBS. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">...but we can still be good friends. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She means nothing to me. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty." </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I gave at the office. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I'll call you later. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Read my lips: no new taxes </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I've never done anything like this before </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Now, I'm going to tell you the truth </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It's supposed to make that noise. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I *love* your new <hat/haircut/dress/suit...>! </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">...then take a left. You can't miss it. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Yes, I did. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile...</span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 285314, member: 1246"] Biggest Lies.......... [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]The check is in the mail. [*]I'll respect you in the morning. [*]I'm from your government, and I am here to help you. [*]It's only a cold sore. [*]You get this one, I'll pay next time. [*]My wife doesn't understand me. [*]Trust me, I'll take care of everything. [*]Of course I love you. [*]I am getting a divorce. [*]Drinking? Why, no, Officer. [*]I never inhaled. [*]It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing. [*]I never watch television except for PBS. [*]...but we can still be good friends. [*]She means nothing to me. [*]Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty." [*]I gave at the office. [*]Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone. [*]I'll call you later. [*]We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year. [*]Read my lips: no new taxes [*]I've never done anything like this before [*]Now, I'm going to tell you the truth [*]It's supposed to make that noise. [*]I *love* your new <hat/haircut/dress/suit...>! [*]...then take a left. You can't miss it. [*]Yes, I did. [*]Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile...[/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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