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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 286859" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Southern Terrorist Advisory Atlanta</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">the creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">children: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Linda Sue Bin There Dundat </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">sprung from one couple: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 286859, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]Southern Terrorist Advisory Atlanta[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=2]The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas. So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following children: Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl Linda Sue Bin There Dundat Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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