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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2906128" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q: How do you drive an accountant completely insane?</p><p>A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?</p><p>A: Depreciation.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and an accountant?</p><p>A: The accountant knows he is boring.</p><p></p><p>Q: How was copper wire invented?</p><p>A: Two accountants were arguing over a penny.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's an auditor?</p><p>A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.</p><p></p><p>Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?</p><p>A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2906128, member: 1246"] Q: How do you drive an accountant completely insane? A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way. Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? A: Depreciation. Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and an accountant? A: The accountant knows he is boring. Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two accountants were arguing over a penny. Q: What's an auditor? A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker. [/QUOTE]
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