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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2934860" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Chem One-liners .....</p><p></p><p>Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?</p><p></p><p>What's the formula for water? -H-two-O What's the formula for an ice cube? -H-two-O-CUBED</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you combine Al Gore with O2?</p><p>A: Oxymoron</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you get lean molecules?</p><p>A:Feed them titrations.</p><p></p><p>Q: And why does a white bear melt in water?</p><p>A: Because it's polar.</p><p></p><p>Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory?</p><p>His business went insolvent.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the most important thing to learn in chemistry?</p><p>A: Never lick the spoon.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2934860, member: 1246"] Chem One-liners ..... Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down? What's the formula for water? -H-two-O What's the formula for an ice cube? -H-two-O-CUBED Q: What do you get when you combine Al Gore with O2? A: Oxymoron Q: How do you get lean molecules? A:Feed them titrations. Q: And why does a white bear melt in water? A: Because it's polar. Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business went insolvent. Q: What's the most important thing to learn in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon. [/QUOTE]
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