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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 293929" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #008000">Circle Flies</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></strong><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Hillary </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Clinton is attending, and trying to gather more support for her </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">To belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Words. </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Buzzing around her head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">With them circle flies?" </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Called. But I've never heard of circle flies." </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">They're called circle flies because they're almost always found </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Circling around the back end of a horse." </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?" </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Of New York to call their Senator a horse's ass." </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"That's a good thing," she responds and begins rambling on once more. </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, </span></span><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #008000">"Hard to </span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #008000">Fool them flies though."</span></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 293929, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#008000]Circle Flies [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][COLOR=#008000][FONT=Comic Sans MS]A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Hillary Clinton is attending, and trying to gather more support for her Nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts To belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable Words. As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were Buzzing around her head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem With them circle flies?" She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're Called. But I've never heard of circle flies." "Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found Circling around the back end of a horse." "Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment Later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?" "No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens Of New York to call their Senator a horse's ass." "That's a good thing," she responds and begins rambling on once more. After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, [/FONT][/COLOR][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#008000]"Hard to Fool them flies though."[/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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