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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2940654" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>FAMOUS QUOTES......</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'</p><p>- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy and Billy Carter)</p><p><><></p><p>I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'</p><p>- Eleanor Roosevelt</p><p><><></p><p>Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.</p><p>I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.</p><p>- Mark Twain</p><p><><></p><p>The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.</p><p>- Friar George Burns</p><p><><></p><p>Santa Claus has the right idea.</p><p>Visit people only once a year.</p><p>- Victor Borge</p><p><><></p><p>By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy;</p><p>if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.</p><p>- Socrates</p><p><><></p><p>My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.</p><p>- Friar Jimmy Durante</p><p><><></p><p>I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.</p><p>- Zsa Zsa Gabor</p><p><><></p><p>Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP!</p><p>- Friar Joe Namath</p><p><><></p><p>I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.</p><p>- Friar Bob Hope</p><p><><></p><p>I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.</p><p>- W. C. Fields</p><p><><></p><p>We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.</p><p>- Friar Will Rogers</p><p><><></p><p>Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.</p><p>- Winston Churchill</p><p><><></p><p>Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.</p><p>- Phyllis Diller</p><p><><></p><p>By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.</p><p>- Friar Billy Crystal</p><p><><></p><p>And the cardiologist's diet:</p><p>If it tastes good spit it out.</p><p>author unknown</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2940654, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]FAMOUS QUOTES......[/B][/SIZE] Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy and Billy Carter) <><> I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt <><> Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain <><> The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - Friar George Burns <><> Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge <><> By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates <><> My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Friar Jimmy Durante <><> I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor <><> Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP! - Friar Joe Namath <><> I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Friar Bob Hope <><> I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - W. C. Fields <><> We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Friar Will Rogers <><> Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill <><> Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller <><> By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Friar Billy Crystal <><> And the cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out. author unknown [/QUOTE]
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