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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3034184" data-attributes="member: 1246">In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground withclubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilizedsociety, it is called golf.Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight andnot too often.There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons,practice constantly -- or start cheating.An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice -once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannotcount, criticize or laugh.Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are thosein front of you, and the fastest are those behind.There&#039;s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, playeighteen holes, and return with three enemies.Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3034184, member: 1246"] In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground withclubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilizedsociety, it is called golf. Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight andnot too often. There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons,practice constantly -- or start cheating. An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice -once before swinging, and once again, after swinging. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannotcount, criticize or laugh. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are thosein front of you, and the fastest are those behind. There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, playeighteen holes, and return with three enemies. Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken. [/QUOTE]

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