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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3043967" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Oregon Crazy Law</p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Dishes must drip dry.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You may not pump your own gas in service stations.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee. <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Beaverton </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm. <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Eugene </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. (Repealed in the 1970s) <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Hood River </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Klamath Falls </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Portland </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">People may not whistle underwater.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Repealed in 1989)</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Marion </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Myrtle Creek </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">One may not box with a kangaroo. <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Salem </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Women may not wrestle in Salem. <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Springfield</strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet. <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Stanfield </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">No more than two people may share a single drink.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Cloth</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
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